[The feed is knocked on to the sound of footsteps. A voice is picked up before its owner walks into the feed--]

Guy-samaaaaa~ How do you like this dress?

[Tae appears on-camera in a criminally short dress, posing for him coquettishly]

[He jumps, from his desk.  Apparently, Tae just...let herself in.  Without asking him.  Or his knowledge.  He ( Read more... )

[The video feed snaps on with a shock, as if the Guide were hit with an intense power surge.  The picture is fuzzy at first, clipping in and out in a haunting fashion.  The audio however is working just fine however, not that there's much to be recorded.]

[Save for the telltale sounds of someone hammering furiously at a keyboard.  The rapid fire ( Read more... )

[The feed fades in from black, a stark contrast to the usual type of posts one sees on the network.  In fact, this one looks like it might have been edited prior to posting!  Looks like someone is enjoying their new copy of Adobe Premiere~]

[In fact, there's even a lovely smooth jazz soundtrack.  The lilting of a piano can be heard as Guy saunters ( Read more... )

[With a hum, the Guide kicks to life with a close up of the Thor's resident gynophobe as he backs away from the camera with a grin.]

So, it took some convincing, but my bosses this month gave me a box of the games I've been selling to actually bring home and try.

[It's clear he's VERY excited...EEE FONTECH AND VIDEO GAAAAMES]

I haven't played any of ( Read more... )

[So as the feed shakily comes on, it's clear to the audience that you are now witnessing the aftermath of a rather potent explosion.]

[The video is hazy, cutting in and out to bits and flashes of static, and all that can be seen is thick black smoke.  Two voices are coughing rather frantically, and little by little the smoke starts to dissipate.]

[ ( Read more... )

I have some unsettling news, guys.

Apparently there's a lot of thorough information about all of us out there.  I don't know where, and I don't know how...but luckily for us, only one person has been able to find it.

And when I say 'thorough' I mean, everything. Like, down to our date of births, everything we've said before we wound up here.

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[The video kicks on to what appears to be an empty office.  For those of you who might have gotten in trouble in school this month, you might recognize it as the principal's office.  The room is dark and empty, and for a few minutes, it looks like nothing of interest will happen.]

[But then there's the sound of someone passing by the office, heavy ( Read more... )

[The guide jostles a bit and clicks on, the focus somewhat askew and mostly blocked out.]

--Ow..stupid guide.  Guy, do you have to leave your junk lying around like that?

It's not junk!  Just be careful where you move your legs!

Geez...how can you move in here?

[The feed becomes clear as Luke moves his foot away.  He's resting casually on the floor ( Read more... )

[The Guide has obviously been dropped IN SHOCK as Guy stares at the latest headline.]

WHAT!?!?!?!?!

[The video clicks on to...this little Pichu.  His coloring is a bit different though.  He has bluish-green eyes as opposed to black or brown, his soft fur is rather spikey on his head, and his feet and paws are colored brown, like little gloves and booties.  Around his neck is...a collar?  Could he be lost?  Maybe his trainer abandoned the poor ( Read more... )